|17-year-olds:||When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!|
|20-somethings:||Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese|
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen
President Obama came down hard on gun-control laws during today’s Tumblr Q&A. See the president’s full response on gun control here.
MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL
Can’t fathom that anyone, let alone a friend, could possibly “see where he was coming from”. For real?! COME AT ME BRO
WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE PREFERENCES
WOMEN HAVE A CHOICE IN WHO TO DATE/SLEEP WITH/ETC
WOMEN DON’T HAVE TO LIKE YOU
WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE TO JUSTIFY THEIR PREFERENCES
WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID TO REJECT SOMEONE FOR WHATEVER REASON
BEING “NICE” DOES NOT MEAN A PERSON IS ATTRACTED TO YOU OR OWES YOU ANYTHING
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
"Why aren’t you going to be a dentist? i thought you were smart"
"Why don’t you just stay in school and become a dentist?"
"You’re just cleaning teeth? Just become a dentist and you can actually help people"
"All dental hygiene boils down to is just knowing what tools to use for scraping…