miscellania

Lisa. Second year Dental Hygiene student. Rugger for the Las Vegas Slots . Tall. Naturally blonde. Naturally awesome.

Red Sox. Spoon rings. Politics. Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey. Hiking. Guys that floss regularly.

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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politicsprepandpearls:

Feminist-a person who supports feminism.

Feminism-the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

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— 2 weeks ago with 95546 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Kids Who Shouldn’t Play Sports [via]

Previously: Animals Being Jerks

— 2 weeks ago with 44369 notes

wilwheaton:

good-one-beth:

the intuition you get that someone is a jerk before they start actively being an asshole is called an amuse-douche

Trust your instincts, everyone.

— 2 weeks ago with 1722 notes

almost-relevant:

stephen colbert is the lord of the lord of the rings

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— 2 weeks ago with 49382 notes

jonghwas:

yo gurl are you a firework
because you’re really fucking loud and annoying

(Source: hotnamjas, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

— 3 weeks ago with 177514 notes
11 Signs You're A Men's Rights Activist →

mensrightsactivism:

theconcealedweapon:

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  1. You have no problem with the gender wage gap. But you hate having to pay for dates.

  2. You insist that it’s a scientifically proven fact that men are stronger than women. But you complain about society believing that it’s worse for a man to hit a woman than for a woman to hit a man.

  3. You believe that the age of consent is unfair and that there’s nothing wrong with having sex with teenage girls. But when you find out that a teenage girl enjoys sex, you believe she’s the biggest slut in the world.

  4. You hate when a woman automatically assumes that a man is a douchebag before getting to know him. But when you like a woman who likes another man, you assume he’s a douchebag just because he’s not you.

  5. You believe that if women want equality, they should be drafted into the military. But you also believe that the military is not a place for women.

  6. You hate when women assume that men are like wild animals. But you believe that a woman who doesn’t cover up and make herself invisible to men is just like someone wearing a meat suit around wild animals.

  7. You hate the fact that men are bullied for not conforming to their male gender roles. But when you find out that a man disagrees with your beliefs about women’s rights, your immediate response is to try to emasculate him by comparing him to a woman as an insult.

  8. You hate when women assume that there are no nice guys. But you call yourself a nice guy and act like it’s a rare quality that should cause women to be all over you.

  9. You hate when women assume that men just want to get laid. But when you find out that a man is a feminist, you assume that he’s just doing it to get laid.

  10. You hate when women make generalizations about all men. But when a woman calls you out for being sexist, you claim that all men think like you.

  11. You insist that women should be responsible for protecting themselves from being raped. But when they follow the one piece of advice that actually works, which is being aware of red flags, you complain about them assuming that all men are rapists.

This is too fantastic.

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— 3 weeks ago with 39457 notes
ONE MONTH LEFT OF THE SEMESTER

howdoiputthisgently:

PEOPLE ARE LIKE:

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AS SOMEONE ABOUT TO GRADUATE, I’M LIKE:

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— 3 weeks ago with 1072 notes